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Don’t be a Douchebag ! Treat Your Girl To The Sweetest Treats

These desserts satisfy even the pickiest girlfriends or wives.

If you're looking to give up your douchebag ways, satisfy your girl's sweet cravings, or just put a smile on her face the next time she's pissed at you, don't forget these:

Desserts

Garrett Popcorn: Always go with the caramel and the cheese - it’s the best snack in the universe ! This popcorn is popped to perfection; one taste is enough to make you never want to stop.

Graeter’s Ice Cream: Anything with chocolate in it is awesome, and the vanilla is simply amazing. You can never lose with a scoop of ice cream !

Rice To Riches: Rice pudding from NY, so creamy and decadent, but so irresistible and satisfying !

Eleni’s Cookies: These decorative cookies are delicious and sure to put a smile on your girl’s face.

Zabar’s Deli: From the Big Apple, these awesome cheesecakes and breads never fail to impress.

Bucks County Coffee Co: They actually have Blueberry Muffin flavored Coffee ! Treat your girl to a cup of this coffee and make her feel like she’s at Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory !